"I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gunna happen or, who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up. I figure life's a gift
and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you.. to make each day count."
baby:d-d-d..
dad:daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby:D I C K S Q U A D
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1 month ago
Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story


Answer:

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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1 month ago

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

(Source: likeafieldmouse, via i-justwant-happiness)

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1 month ago
crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

(via fuckingsession)

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1 month ago

isolateed:

radicalyst:

pulmonaire:

Using 3,604 cups of coffee with different amounts of milk and coffee to create shading for Mona Lisa’s face. (via)

how the fuck

me procrastinating.

(via jaswaglyn)

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1 month ago

methicals:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

new obsession 

(via ruinedchildhood)

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1 month ago
ruinedchildhood:

bitches came over, yeah we threw a party

ruinedchildhood:

bitches came over, yeah we threw a party

(Source: allthings-ovo, via ruinedchildhood)

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1 month ago
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